The Daily Kanga - rants

Eurovision: A joke.

noreply@blogspirit.com () — Sun, 25 May 2008 00:40:08 +0100

Eurovision: What is the point?

I fail to see why our UK entry, was voted least compared to the Spanish entry... which was just pure rubbish.

The UK funds a big majority of the Eurovision Song Contest and we are always granted a place in the finals.

However, in the recent…

Comcast: Makes me wanna go back to dial-up

noreply@blogspirit.com () — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 07:07:56 +0000

Comcast. Yes, the ISP that everyone is complaining about. As a Comcast user myself, I can def understand as to why.

http://mashable.com/2007/10/19/comcast-corporation-not-net-neutral/

If you google: comcast is shit, You'll get some pretty good results, more against Comcast than in defence.

My connection has been utterly shite after about a month of…

I am not lagging for you anymore!

noreply@blogspirit.com () — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 06:38:55 +0000

Alright.

That's it.

Things have changed for me in ways and maybe it's time to revaluate things.

First off, let's discuss lag. It sucks. I hate lag. Well who does like lag? I love the Internet and when I just use the Internet to internet, then lag is not a problem.…

Creeped out by the Internet. Oh, what a surprise.

noreply@blogspirit.com () — Sun, 12 Nov 2006 06:20:00 +0000

What in the utter blue monkey-balled fuck?

How dare you say the things that you posted in your blog.

How utterly dare you compare me to you.

‘She’s the perfect mirror image of myself’.

Well, for starters that isn’t true.

OK.

You think it’s ‘funny’ to make a clone out of…

Are you kidding me?

noreply@blogspirit.com () — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 07:30:24 +0000

Are you kidding me?

I mean... really.. are you for real?

I've been known to spew a lot of words before in a varied assortment of things.

However, after knowing what I know now, I can't even begin to comprise the words of any language to describe what I am thinking…

Dear Word

noreply@blogspirit.com () — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 06:28:27 +0100

Dear Word,

I’ve been entering data on you for the last three hours.
I only wish you knew what I wanted to do without me actually having to do it. Like, why can’t you just AUTO COMPLETE within my mind; Like, telepathic computing.
I have an exam on Tuesday all about…

Make pre-screening Internet users Law!

noreply@blogspirit.com () — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:04:54 +0100

I just came up with an idea:

People who go into Internet chat rooms should be tested for prescription drugs.
There should be a pre-screening drug test to those that purchase a computer and then another drug test when they sign up for an ISP and then subjected to random drug…

Hey Fucktard! Yeh, you in the truck!

noreply@blogspirit.com () — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 22:30:00 +0100

I did make it here to class, but not without some fucking road rage reactions to this fucking moron who just fucking and most utterly almost made me rear into the back of his fucking big ass huge mother fucker truck!

At first he doesn't yeild and jumps in front of…

God and John Tesh is all the radio will play

noreply@blogspirit.com () — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:42:19 +0100

I'm not believing this.

I've just spent the last hour, trying to tune in a decent radio station. The only thing that I have with a radio is a Duraband clock radio. So, I turn the dial because, I'm tired of listening to Classical music all the time. I go up…

To My Computer

noreply@blogspirit.com () — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 08:38:51 +0100

Dear Computer,

You know, I've given up a lot to be able to use you, like Second Life. Your 56k dial-up modem and lack of a good enough graphics card couldn't handle the SL software. No more pixelated avatar fun for me and it's your fault.

I moved you from the…