Sunday, July 13, 2008
KRISPY OH MY GODS KREME
Went to The Trafford Centre today, to do some shopping.. and after leaving and on the way into the centre of Manchester... there it was...
A rather large Kripsy Kreme.. with a drive thru and the doughnut making machine! Actually, it was larger than the Krispy Kreme not far from my mom's house.
'Turn! Turn... here.. Krispy Kreme! Turn to the Krispy Kreme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
'I'm not making a U-turn.'
'I don't care.. TURN!!! KRIPSY FUCKING KREME!!!!!!!'
So, we go around the next roundabout.. and come back, take a right.. and .. it was such a welcoming sight.
As I opened the car door and stepped out on to the pavement: *Squish* Someone had dropped their Krispy Kreme doughnut.
'I hope they taste the same.. but I'm not getting my hopes up.'
'I don't see why they should taste different.'
We go in and get one dozen assortment box. And, I spill off which ones that we wanted, ordered with style and precesion.
I know my Krispy Kreme selection well.
'And two of the creme filled original glazed.'
'We don't have those anymore.'
'What do you mean? How can you not have the original Krispy Kreme doughnut? It's like a staple of the Krispy Kreme federation... '
'It just didn't last for long.'
I stand there, shocked and stunned.
'That is.. unbelievable...'
It's almost like going to a local tea shop and them not having any Earl Grey.
So, we purchased our doughnuts.
'How long has this establishment been here?'
'Oh.. since Decemeber.'
Said good-byes and thank yous.
As soon as the doors of the cars were closed.
'Right.. which one do you want to start of with first?'
'Nothing like good ole globalisation, eh?'
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Monday, May 12, 2008
Ah, food that I am not homesick over
This was taken from a report of my local hometown news.
I will never eat at either of them two places.
The second one doesn't have a buffet anyway.
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Sunday, March 23, 2008
Taxi Service...in the living room?!
Last night, about half past two, there was a crash, which sounded like a trash can being knocked over by the wind. Then there was the sound of a car alarm. After rushing to the window and then rushing downstairs I realised it was not a trash can. Across the way from our house, on the main road, number 71 had a taxi sticking out of it's living room wall. The house next to it, was lucky in the fact that the Ford belonging to number 71, missed hitting it.
It as snowy last night and the street was covered in it, about 2 inches, I'd say. The taxi must have skitted, hit the Ford that was parked on the street in front of number 71, spun around and then went straight for the living room. Their door was totally 'wrecked' and part of the wall underneath the front window was gone. When we were curtain twitching and door peeking, we noticed that a structual engineer had been called out. It was quite cold and they didn't board up the front window till later on in the morning, when it was light, which was when the cars were removed.
I was very thankful that our house is not on the main road. And no, no pictures were taken, because I don't want to 'gain' anything off of someone else's misery.
...seeing as it is after the fact, then I'll get some pictures and post them.
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Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Do you use Skype to call other realms?
I am not going to bother with a massive update so I'll just jump right back in:
OM MY GODS!!!
The Internet.. let's see.. this will not be a rant about how laggy it is or how complete morons just log on only to abuse it. No.. this is about some freaky deaky shit.. like shit I believed to be like one of them things that well just doesn't happen.. well guess what.. it happened and it happened to me!!!!!
And this is not the freaky deaky, 'hey baby' kind of freakiness.. no.. this is the 'Why is the voice of satan trying to communicate with me over Skype?'
You know.. well I'm sure most you do know about my endeavours of that which is not of this plane; however, *this* 'event' involved one thing that I felt to be 'safe', I mean.. I have heard of skype-voice fuckups before.. but this...
takes
the
piss!
Well... it took more than the 'piss' belive you me. I never thought that... such an event could like take place over the Internet. Skype can be shite sometimes, but good gods monkey balls.. never like *that*!!!!
Like if Satan was a DJ and he was mixing some old Black Sabbath records on the back of Ozzy Osbournes Land Rover and fading in and out between tracks, then yes, he was Skyping with me. However, as I'm not xain.. well I don't think it was Satan.
Actually, one part of me wants to think it was some malfuntion with someone's sense of humour, but considering of whom the person of which I was speaking, I don't think he would wind me up that much. Because, I would so kick his ass. Anyway, the other part of me wants to think, 'OK. I have goosebumps on my arm.. for a reason.'
But then again, as the person said it was not them and what they had actually said, after typing it out to me and me hearing what I did hear and what I heard the amount of words did not add up to the amount of type.
Gah! Anyway... when things calmed down and he hung up and skyped me back, then I could hear him perfectly fine.
After hanging up, I filled out the Skype 'How as your call today' survey.
I clicked the most stars, giving it the highest of call quality, considering how much bandwidth that voice was taken up.... considering the location.:-p
Freaky. Deaky. Indeed!
It's been like 20 mins ago, since this all concluded.
I. am. still. a bit. freaked. out.
And the words.. that I could make out.. that is the thing, 'That I could make out'.. I am not even sure if I can trust my own judgement on what I thought, or acutally or even remotely thought I heard.
Some words were audiable that is for sure, no question on what they could have been. And I think it was those words that seems to be what is freaking me out so much.
Knowing how I am... I'll forget about it.. well not until I read my own blog again.
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Monday, October 29, 2007
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I REALLY DO NOT LIKE CHANGE.
Including enviroments, things and people.
The latter moreso than anything else.
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Wednesday, July 25, 2007
mmmmmmmmmmmm *yum*
The mexican supper which was lovingly prepared by me for G's birthday dinner.
Chicken Chimis.
mmmm and the very yummy enchiladas.
I had baked him a cake as well, but just did not photo it.
We have leftovers that will last for a week. Which saves me from cooking;)
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Monday, January 22, 2007
Click Click Bloody CLICK CLICK!
My day:
Get to class, become educated. Go to another class, split up into a group, said group has to prepare a presentation teaching the rest of the class Chapter 2. Attended my last class, keyboarding my way through timed writings. Got happy, because I was done for the day.
As I walked the 3 blocks to my car, the wind started to howl with a mighty force! Opened the car door and let out a big sigh of relief, to be out from the wind and on my way home.
Damn you, Byron!!
I click my seat belt, insert the key, turn it and CLICK. Headlights and radio still came on.
'Are you kidding me?'
Try again. CLICK.
'Oh, I am not believing this shit. Are you fucking for real?!!!!'
CLICK!
'Bryon!!'
So, there I sat in my car, shocked because I had just had a starter put in three months ago.
Needlessly to say I didn't want to spend the rest of my life there, so I re-took the long trek to the Admin building.
I tried to call my mother and well, could I get through? NO! Why? The phone was busy!
I even called the operator to make an emergency break through a busy line and she had me on hold for ten mins and I said, 'bugger this.'
Called my friend, A, told her to go over to my house and tell my mother to get off the phone. She said it would take her 15 mins and I said, 'alright'.
After smoking a fag, I went back to the payphone and called 1-800-PepBoys.
They set me up with a tow within 40 mins. I get towed to PepBoys.
And guess what was wrong? Bryon's starter gave out. I asked:
'Well, what caused that?'
The guy replies, 'I don't know, it is to complicated for me to explain it for you.'
I blinked and said calmly, 'Do you think that because I am female that I would not understand complicated things or machines?'
He blushed and said, 'Oh! No, Ma'am... I didn't mean it that...'
'Well, in which way did you mean it?'
(The guy was at least 350lbs and 6'5 -- But I didn't give a shit, I was gonna see him fucking squirm for the implications!)
'I just meant that it is too complicated for us to try to figure out what caused it, if anything. It could have been a bad starter to begin with.'
'Oh, I see. You won't charge me for the tow or the new starter, yes?'
He blushed again, bowed his head and looked me in the eye and said, 'That's right.'
I got there at 3pm. I was outta there by 4pm.
So, Byron has a new starter and his tummy wummy is all full! ($23.50 full tank).
On the way home, I stopped at McKays.
I got some books.
Came home. Called people back that I had called earlier and told them where I was.
Got chores to do. Got food to eat, (finally after being able to make it).
All in all, it wasn't such a bad day.
But, that was my day.
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Tuesday, December 26, 2006
This smells better than sex!!!!
I am very pleased to announce that I finished Medical Terminology with a grade of an A and finished MS Word 2003 with a B+. So, all that hard work paid off!
I am also very pleased to announce that for the festive season, G bought me a new machine!
His name is Aleister Compaq SR2020NX. He comes from the Presario branch of the Compaq family tree. His OS is MS Windows XP Media Centre Edition 2005 and packs a decent 160GB HD. For such a young machine his MEM is pretty good at 512MB. I really do like the way his mini tower sports a very spiffy black and silver colouring all over his metal casing. His 2.0 USB ports in the front are quite convenient for my flash drives to easily insert themselves into.
I can not wait to exercise his Optical Drive LightScribe Dual Layer 16x max DVD+R/RW drive.... all in a 'legal' manner of course! Aleister's Processor isn't as fast as Thor's is, but an AMD Athlon 64 3500 speed is very entertaining! (3500 really meaning 2.2GHZ -- Thor is a 2.8GHZ).
Would you like to see a picture? Of course you would! You can see G installing some Windows update onto him.
Aleister came with a monitor and printer (which was only $2.50 each, as the CPU was $439, might as well get the package deal for $5 more). :) Bargain!
The picture above is the product of my Digicam, which is another thing that I received:)
All in all it was a nice holiday period. Prepared loads of food, enjoying my husband whilst he's visiting, taking a breather from school while on holiday break.
I'm looking forward to next semester as I will be returning to England in the summer and spending some time with Thor.
The holiday present from my mother will be arriving on the 28th of this month and I'm utterly UTTERLY looking forward to it! I'll tell you all about it when it arrives;)
Oh and by the way, the smell of a new computer is the best smell in the entire world. Nothing on this planet can out-smell the smell of a brand new machine.... it filled my room... Instead of waking up to the night before hot sex smell, I wake up to the intoxicating smell of ....out of the box, straight from the factory computer new-ness! It really does turn me on!
Hope your holiday period was as lovely as mine!
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Monday, December 04, 2006
bugger off and leave me the fuck alone!
Finals are next Monday and Tuesday.
I do not want to be disturb, and yes, that includes when I leave my instant messenger running.
Right now, I really could care less who I offend or piss off.
Including my husband who is coming next week.
So, unless you can determine my grades, then *please* fuck off.
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Wednesday, November 01, 2006
I worked so very very hard and look....
I'm so utterly proud of myself! Not many people that has taken this course can say they made an A on the midterm.
I worked so very hard and I did it all on my own! It's like one of them things that no one can take away from you or hog in on.
So, it's my glory and my thunder alone!
I'm utterly thrilled with myself!!!!!!
Wheee!
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Thursday, July 27, 2006
Game Room... better than my Pony Room!
Just.Click.On.It.
If you are a true gamer, a love of all console games.. then you.must.click.on.the.above.link.
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Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Where is the 'missing' LINK?
I just learned something new:
Referer Log Spam.
I'll never take my Referer log for truth, ever again!
Though the concept of it is sorta of entertaining, because it's so utterly pointless.
.
Well. No. I do understand the point of it... it's just so... trival, but shows maddening desperation for 'linkage.'
...
'Linkage'. Now that is a very good word. I esp like the 'link' part. Do you know why? Oh. Well. Think about it. What 'springs' to your mind when you see or hear the word 'link'? Do you see the object that might contain a 'link' such as a fence or a fling of chain? After your mind has considered the 'connection' of 'link, do you get images or thoughts of dogs chained, fences, apes, darwin, gradualist, lineage, people, procreation, pain, pleasure?
And to think that such a rollercoaster of words, twisting thoughts, forming images all came from pointing out one word:
LINK
Those of us of the more 'geeky' natured might associate the above with:
NOT
And of course that would bring us right to the next word:
FOUND
I had an adventure today. Went to an agency in town and asked about data entry positions and the following happened:
"Well, we only have data entry for the Home Office at the moment."
"Oh, alright, well here is my CV."
I hand it to her.
She glances at it, and hands it right back to me:
"Sorry, the Home Office as the client has requested that applicants must be a British Citizen."
"I am a UK Resident. I am legal to work in this country. I have lived in this country for six years."
"Sorry, but that is what the Home Office has requested."
I quickly remember receiving an acceptance letter from the Home Office, which said I was legal to work in this country as a UK Resident. So that either means that:
No work is ever done at the Home Office... Or the work that is done is actually 'illegal'? Like not giving equal oppurntunity to those that are legal to work and have indefinite leave to remain status. There are only three thigns I can *not* do as a UK Resident: 1. Participate in elections. 2. Join the Armed Forces. 3. Vote.
So, I took my CV back and said rather calmly:
"Are you sure?"
"Oh yes, they requested it. It is not up to me."
And then she quickly dismissed me.
OK. I was not only feeling seething rage, but dejection, rejection, confusion and utterly taken aback.
I can see the 'security' of it all. That is not what has left me seethed.
It was that she gave my CV back to me, which says that I was not eligable for other postions soley based on the fact that I am American. Her unprofessionalism by stating whom her client actually was, implies how utterly unprofessional her client is. It is an agency. There is more than one client and so that is why people's CVs are put on file, so they can be matched to proper employer and 'linked' together.
GODS!
See... that word 'link' ... 'agency'... 'pleasure'... 'PAIN' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm done now.
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Thursday, June 15, 2006
WE ARE THROUGH!!! 2-0 !!!
WE WON!
2- 0
We WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHA.
TOP OF GROUP!!
We can still play!
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Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Be wary of Googling over the phone.
I called A just a couple of hours ago to give her further instruction on events for my mother's b-day tomorrow.
Well, after we got it sorted out the following conversation took place:
"Hey, can you get on the Internet and still talk to me?"
"Yeh, sure, just let me wipe my ass."
"Were you shitting on the toilet?"
"Yes, where else would I be shitting?"
"Hehehehe, that's cool, we were shitting together."
"So, what am I looking up for you?"
"Ok, what is it about?"
"Colonic Irragation"
"Ah, my mil has that done. Did you want to get it done?"
"Have you found it yet?"
"Yeah, I did - it says they got home kits."
"Click on the picture display!!!!!"
"Why did my heart just sink with impeding doom?"
"Hehehehehehe, just click on the picture display."
By this time, I was heavy with fear, knowing A, I knew it had to be utterly gross.
"Ok, I just clicked the link."
"Scroll down to the bottom. You can click on the smaller pictures and it makes them bigger and you can read the testimony from the person."
Page is loading and I see the top of a picture
"OMGS!!!! That is... ffs, A, that is just disgusting!!! Look how they have that stuff draped and decorated across the toilet."
"Did you see it?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"My gods, that is making me ill."
"Can you believe that we have all that up inside us, like years worth? Read the testimonies and the one about where the guy had his examined under a microscope and there was parasites with fishscales."
"A, I just got done taking a shit... a rather big one... I can not get over that you just made me click that link."
"HAHAHAHAHA, but isn't it nasty?!"
"I'm ill now."
"HAHAHA. They say you can lose weight from it."
"Really? Oh yeah, it reads here that you can lose ten pounds."
"Yeh, it has a lot of benifts, really cleans your system out from years of rubbery shit built up. I bet that if I did that program, I would have to bend over and pull the string of shit out of me... sorta like when I pull long hairs out of my ass."
By this point, I was looking at the different pictures and I was *gagging*, but the commentary that was being supplied by A was rather entertaining.
"So, A, are you gonna get it done?"
"Well, I was thinking about it. Ask your mil if thick rubbery strings of shit comes out of her when she gets it done."
"I might do, but I'll be more tactful."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA".
"Bah - shut up:-p"
If the Government does listen in on personal calls, then I'm sure they get an ear opening shock when they listen in on us:-p
haha.
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Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Watergate
Our water bill is £1,213.00
That's over $2000USD
That is for 6mths.
Aprntly, we have a leak.
There is no evidence of a leak.
So, I don't need your drama.
I have my own.
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Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Slow Hand Clap.
How Spods converse on talkers in the year 2006:
XXX has a new printer.
You emote: Arcadia claps
FoxTrot hands Arcadia some natural yoghurt,
FoxTrot says, 'that should help with your clap.'
You say, 'Oh, I'm sorry, are you speaking from personal experience?'
FoxTrot says some had more than others. '
You say, 'ew....'
Foxtrot says, 'you only ever shag virgins i take it.'
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So, nothing has changed since the 1990s!
HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:-p
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Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Broadband makes the cretins come through faster:/
I've done it again!!
I've been up all night. Why? Well, as most of you know; I have broadband now. I only discovered Paltalk last night. Needless to say, I've been up Internetting. It's so exciting!
However, no matter where one is on the Internet; rude and moronic cretins are sure to be lurking closely by.
I can take a good roasting. I enjoy witty piss taking. I even like the occasional insult, which is if it's toned right, makes me utterly laugh! And I love to laugh.
What I don't enjoy is someone not being creative enough to come up with insults that I havn't heard before; or people who only think *they are* the only one that can tell a good one-liner.
And will people never learn that if you *must* insult someone, due to not having anything else better to do, then carry out the insult with the most correctly used letters (in the correct order) as much as possible.
It's not that hard. It's quite easy to copy and paste from dictionaries online.
Another thing that irks me is when people online 'assume' one's emoticons.
How in the utter hogtie, can one get *soooo* much 'highly assumed' information from a :-p or a :) or even a ;).
I mean, is reading my emoticons like reading my palm? What makes you so sure that my ;) was 'smug' at all?
You could have been a 'decent' person and actually not have commented on it. But, did you keep your mouth shut?
No. You wanted to make yourself look even more uncivil by cursing the whole chatroom with negativity.
But, such is the Internet, as it is the one thing that makes us 'sin' the most. The Internet sends out egotistical temptations that seek out small minded mortals and then mentally 'sex(es) them up' with disparagining undertones; which causes them to be rather unpleasant to be around.
If the 'path' is only a click or a few keystrokes away, then expect to get knocked off said path many many times, only to be trampled on like the utterly nice people before you!
I am still loving the broadband, but not loving the people!
Yeah.Well.Whatever :-p (Would you like to 'guess' what emotion went with that emoticon?)
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Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Broadband
I can talk over the Internet! All the super coolastic things that I couldn't do properly over dail-up; I can well and truely experinece properly now!!!
It's like... intead of touching the world with my fingers; I can touch the world with my mouth!
My my, you're mighty tasty!
:-p
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Monday, January 09, 2006
Norty txt attachments.
I really do try not to tell people what to do. However, sometimes, I just feel the urgent need to tell someone what to do and it's not very often they acutally do it.
Like, how my friend T did what I told him to do.
I was very shocked... stunned to say the least.
When I received the txt, I didn't know that it had an attachment. I selected to view it and my my my....
I had to blink twice, just to see what I saw properly.
After the inital shock, I kept repeating to myself, 'OMG! I can't belive he just sent that.'
Indeed. He did just send that.
What was it? You may ask.
It was a picture of my friend, whilst he was rather in a 'constraining' predicment.
The picture wasn't bad at all. As a matter of fact, I found it to be very very pleasing:-p
More please.
I'm still loving my Moto!
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Tuesday, December 27, 2005
Hello Moto!
Besides, getting The Sims 2 for the GC; I also got a new mobile phone! He's name is Moto and he's a Motorola V635. He's so lovely! I've already read his manual and am fully aware of all the nifty things he can do, like take pics that are pretty good quality;) These pictures and many others can be viewed at my Photoblog;)
Had a wonderful two days at the inlaws. Not a full on two days mind you, as we drove back to our house to sleep. It's only a 40 min drive and we perfered sleeping in our own bed, rather than an air mattress. As R and C was staying over and had already taken the last bedroom.
I took some food down for Yulemass day, which were:
A Baked Ham
Pumpkin Pie
The big two layer 8 inch cake with chocolate chip frosting and filled with vanilla frosting.
Cornbread dressing
Apple Butter
The ham was devoured and only two slices remained after having it as leftovers today (Boxing day). The apple butter with the ham went over very well, as did the cornbread dressing, which R was a big fan of, there wasn't any left. The pumpking pie was an utter treat, as I have to say it's the best one I've made so far. M is able to eat the pumpkin pie as by her diet requirments and utterly enjoyed it even more than the first time she had some the other week.
The cake was most awed as the impressive nature of such a big cake. We were able to take some slices as it was requested the rest be left for R and C could take it with them on departure.
I was most surprised at how well the ham turned out. Brown sugar, cloves and honey smoothered this ham, which helped it to be utterly moist and very very tasty! Yummy indeed!
There was also: Turkey, roast potatoes, brussel sprouts and carrots, mashed swede (which I throughly enjoyed and requested how to make it) The only horrible thing that happened was that M forgot about the Yorkshire Puddings! *Shock and Horror*! But, that's alright, cause there was so much food that the rest of us forgot as well.
Again, this year, I did not touch the Christmas pudding as I find it utterly vile tasting. There should never be any surprising fruit in a sponge of a cake. Just wrong.
G doesn't go back to work until the 3rd of Jan, so we'll have a couple of days together to enjoy one another!
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Thursday, November 10, 2005
£20 from Aleister Crowley!
Aliester Crowley's signed cheque from 1929 for £20.
Excerpt from Internet auction site:
"Offered here is an original signed cheque from the Great Beast himself, Aleister Crowley, for the sum of £20, to his disciple Karl Germer. Dated October 8th 1929 (just four days before Crowley's 54th birthday), the cheque is endorsed on the back with Karl Germer's signature, so you are getting two Thelemic autographs for the price of one. This is signed "E.A. Crowley" and was written during an important period in Crowley's life. Married to Marie de Miramar, Crowley was just about to move to Ivy Cottage in Knockholt, Kent the following day. The previous month had seen the publication of his books The Strategem and Other Stories and Moonchild , and the same month saw the release of the first volume of his Confessions. The following month would see an exhibition of his artwork at the offices of his publishers, Mandrake. This is absolutely genuine (it's a bank cheque, endorsed by the recipient, so there can be absolutely no doubt about its authenticity), a complete one-off, and so rare that you'll probably never see another one again. Certainly, there aren't many of these floating around, and it's probably your only chance to get a genuine signed item by Crowley." -- Item Number 6575412894
I gave up watching the item when it hit £103 - but, I utterly can't belive it ended at £705! I emailed the seller a question, asking where did the cheque come from. The following is his reply:
"Hi, thanks for your interest. Not much to tell: some years ago I
bought a first edition of Moonchild, and four cheques were tucked
inside it. I sold two awhile back. This is the third, and I'm only
selling because I need the money. I'll keep the fourth (unless I get
really desperate!). Any particular reason you ask?"
I didn't reply back, something about his 'story' just didn't sit right with me.
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Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Let me tell you....
Right. Let's start with a conversation I caught up with, after being "BBL". *cough*:/
rowan: question
tony: yeh whats that
rowan: would you want to sleep with me if given the opportunity? this is purely hypothetical mind you, just curious
Later...
tony: i don't shag anything with a skiirt
rowan: whaaaa?
tony: i don't shag everything with a skirt
rowan: what does that mean?
rowan: you like men?
tony: lols no it means im not after sex with everyone
rowan: didn't realize I was everyone
tony: lols u know what i mean
rowan: raises eyebrow
rowan: I do?
tony: yeh u do
rowan: sounds to me like I just got shot down, lol
tony: no im being honist when i say i don't know really i dont
rowan: must not be as easy as me
A few mins later...
rowan: what's the freakiest "sex" thing you've ever done?
rowan: I know better than to ask hope that question
tony: lols sex or potiotn or what
rowan: either or
rowan: just freakiest thing ever
tony: ummmms
And then they fucked off the conference.
I just got done watching the England v Poland match.
There I was slumped down on the couch, my legs spread wide with my hand down my pants scratching an itch near my crotch.
While, I'm drinking a beer(root) and having some chinese from next door, watching this ball being played with by 22 blokes.
I cheer for England, we win the game and I come back to Thor who showed me the above Yconference conversation.
At first, I snorted with much laughter, then, as I read on, I had trouble breathing. G finally realized that I was in such a state that I had lost all power of speech, and as he is so concerned bout my well-being that he read the screen and soon entered the state in which I was current.
When I settled down, I thought, how much those two must really love me, to leave a wonderful conversation. However...
they could *just* being trying to 'kill' me.
Now, before the match started we three were shooting the shit. Convo is as follows:
athena_bathena: tony
athena_bathena: are you gonna email it to me?
athena_bathena: cause I can't accept files
tony: yeh u can it just said u did
athena_bathena: I don't see shit!
tony: lols bloody women
athena_bathena: tony!
athena_bathena: look
athena_bathena: I have no idea wtf just happened, but you need to email me that shit
tony: email?
athena_bathena: tony
athena_bathena: right
athena_bathena: ok
rowan: I'm quite sure you've heard of it tony my dear
athena_bathena: here we go
athena_bathena: what the utter FUCK are you trying to show me?
rowan: lol
athena_bathena: cause I am a castaway on an island here
tony: jyst give me ur email and ill email it
athena_bathena: omg?
athena_bathena: do you not have my email addy already
rowan: dies laughing
athena_bathena: and we talk almost like every fucking day?
rowan: he's too lazy to look for it
athena_bathena: bloody men!!!!!
tony: lols
rowan: AHAHAHAHA
rowan: (keepmehiden@youknowwhatImean.org)
athena_bathena: would it not be easier to fucking add me in your address book?
rowan: lazy ass
athena_bathena: yeh, no shit
athena_bathena: madam.arcadia@gmail.com
tony: rowan i have urs the other hope
athena_bathena: madam.arcadia@gmail.com
athena_bathena: my gods how FUCKING difficult was that shit?
Much later on:
rowan: oh good lord TONY!!! what are you doing with that pic!
tony: so u show them to ppl u don't like then
athena_bathena: what pic?
rowan: lol
tony: u like
athena_bathena: shit, let me gmail
rowan: snorts
tony: both of u should have it
rowan: that's awful, lol
athena_bathena: wait
athena_bathena: I do't understnad
tony: lols u both like then
athena_bathena: I don't understand even
athena_bathena: that is someone's skull
tony: the pic?
rowan: go look at the pic he emailed hopey
athena_bathena: what is this faces of death?
athena_bathena: *waits for the rest of the page to load*
rowan: OMFG
athena_bathena: oh
athena_bathena: oh GODS
athena_bathena: WTF?
rowan: giggles
tony: u like i see
athena_bathena: that is a x-ray picture of someone giving a cock sucking
athena_bathena: where the FUCK did that shit come from?
athena_bathena: is that you?
athena_bathena: your cock?
athena_bathena: man that is a mouthful of flesh
tony: lols no exray machines for me
athena_bathena: 'pound of flesh'
athena_bathena: where did you get that?
tony: lols
athena_bathena: Hope, you still breathing?
tony: shes wondering how
rowan: snickers
athena_bathena: I like the hand on the head.. though ooer
athena_bathena: how what?
athena_bathena: hey, I'm not the freak, ti's tony's shit!
tony: thanks
rowan: gawd
athena_bathena: not mine!
rowan: too much too much
athena_bathena: he is the one who sent us a pic of x-ray porn
rowan: let's not forget I'm as pure as the driven snow people
tony: yeh well at leats it was not real porn
tony: yeh right
rowan: you taint my very essence with this
rowan: :)
athena_bathena: Hope!!!
athena_bathena: good gods monkey balls!!!
rowan: wha? she asks innocently
rowan: giggles
athena_bathena: THAT line was fucking funnier than a 2 dicked dog trying to hump an old lady's walking stick
athena_bathena: LOL
rowan: lmao
athena_bathena: you taint my very essence with this
athena_bathena: FFS!!
rowan_lefay: :)
athena_bathena: did you just make that up?
rowan: going on the blog?
rowan: yep
athena_bathena: I will blog that and the people will LAUGH!
athena_bathena: yeh, I'm so blogging that shit
rowan: lol
athena_bathena: well done utterly well done!!!
athena_bathena: I love it when we all confrence
rowan: nods
athena_bathena: so, tony you got any more x-ray porn?
rowan: hmmm...tony has gotten quiet
tony: hey ask if any one has a left cunilingus pannel for my car
athena_bathena: ...
rowan: enjoys her conference time with hope and tony....helps release the inner perv
tony: always
rowan: snickes
tony: even if he pisses her silf laffin
rowan: snickes???
rowan: snickers even
athena_bathena: tony...
athena_bathena: and Hope...
tony: yeh
athena_bathena: I turn my head for one min...
tony: and
rowan: :)
athena_bathena: and I get cunt eatings on car panels and Hope wanting to unleash her pervities
tony: hey im not that funny
rowan: wtf?
athena_bathena: nevermind, the moment has passed
tony: hope uk is going mad old age u know
rowan: hey now
athena_bathena: hey, at least I don't have to get my jollies off of x-ray porn
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Re-reading it all I have to say is that, I have no more words for tonight and prolly for the rest of the week. No more Internet for me, my 'inner-self' can't handle the rollcoaster ride!
But, if you want to continue on then to get the true comedy of it all, then you should:
Follow the conversations in the correct order. To do that read the last italic font first. And the first bit of italic font last;)
...and then say the last suggestion three times fast:-p
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Thursday, June 30, 2005
I found my passport!!!
I found my passport!!!!!!!!
It was in the postcard drawer in the bookcase, in the living room:)
I feel so happy and warm inside. It's like, the entire universe is dancing around my personal solar system and I'm the sun that is in the middle.
I'm able to show my creditenals, to the Empire of the United States.
I can roam freely throughout the Empire, talk to the common peasants, that can not gain access to the Empire.
The way I feel right now; I'm sure is what every Roman felt when they were distant from their Empire!
Whoohoo!!!
Now, where's my Ceaser?
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Tuesday, October 26, 2004
Excited! Excited! Thank you, Sarah!
Just got back from Nottingham. (Early Monday morning - 2:15am)
Concert was on Monday, Oct 25th, 7:30pm to 10:30pm at the Royal Concert Hall in Nottingham.
Had an excellent time!
Saw Sarah McLachlan and met the 'special guest' who sung before her, Butterfly Boucher!
The tour is called 'Afterglow', which is her latest album release.
Butterfly Boucher did an excellent set. Most of the audience, had no clue who she was, but I did:) I've had her CD for months.
After a very helpful attendant, We stood in a quick line to meet her - I didn't have her CD with me, so, she signed our ticket stubs. Very cool:)
I didn't acutally know who the special guest was gonna be. When we got there and saw that Butterfly's stuff was being sold, I got extremely excited very quickly!
Total shock and a very pleasant surprise! More bang for ya buck ( or pound ) :)
Seeing Sarah in concert has been a dream of mine, and I've conquered it!!!
I cried during Elsewhere! As soon as the music started for Elsewhere, I took a big breath and didn't exhale till after Sarah sung the first word....
It's my favorite song and yet, I went totally numb. I couldn't sing along, I couldn't even mouth the words. I was trembling, something awful; My hands shakey. My body totally fixated and relaxed on her. That is when it hit me, like a 'Trainwreck'; I was acutally sitting only 100ft away from her, hearing her, watching her sing, Elsewhere.
At that point during the concert, I reached my own bit of utopia. No words could describe the emotion that I felt right then, at that moment. I could try to describe it, as I'm doing so here, but it all pails in comparsion.
That moment was:
-better than coming home after a long time away
-better than falling in love for the first time
During Elsewhere, those moments, were the best of my life. Nothing will be able to compare to that amount of intensive,raw and extreme emotion. For me, that is the ulitmate, absolute perfection.
Nothing will ever be that perfect.
I was in awe, just utterly and completely in awe.
She capitvated me, held me with song, held me with vision; transfixed me in a state of utter bliss, saftey and.... consumption.
Elsewhere
I love the time and inbetween the calm inside me
In the space where I can breathe0
I belive there is a distance I have wandered to touch upon the years of reaching out
and reaching in
Holding out
Holding in.
I belive this is heaven to no one else but me and I'll defend it as long as I can
Be left here to linger in silence if I choose to
Would you try to understand?
I know this love is passing time, passing through like liquid
I am drunk in my desire...
but, I love the way you smile at me
I love the way your hands reach out to and hold me near... I belive...
I belive
This is heaven to no one else but me and I'll defend it as long as I can be left here
To linger in silence
If I choose to would you try to understand.
Oh the quiet child awairs the day when she can break the mold that clings like desparation.
Mother can't you see I've got ot live my life, the way I feel is right for me
Might not be right for you but, it's right for me...
I believe
I belive this is heaven to no one else but me and I'll defend it as long as I can
be left here to linger in silence if I choose to would you try to understand it.
I would like to linger here in silence if I choose to would you try to understand...
May this 'Afterglow' never fade away.
Today has been fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can't describe it really!!!
Set List
1-Fallen
2-World on Fire
3-Adia
4-You are My Sunshine Intro before -> Hold On
5-Perfect Girl
6-Drifting
7-Push
8-Silence
9-Ice
10-Wait
11-Witness
12-Elsewhere
13-Answer
14-Fumbling Towards Exstasy
15-Fear
16-Trainwreck
17-Building A Mystery
18-Sweet Surrender
19-Possession
Encore (1)
1:20 20- Ice Cream
21- (Can't remember this one - it will come to me in time )
22-Stupid
23-Silence (extended club remix)
Encore (2)
24-Angel
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