The Daily Kanga - funny

How to Beat the Credit Crunch; Sell Dead Animals.

noreply@blogspirit.com () — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:09:06 +0100

The above is taken from iVillage.co.uk. I was searching for something on there and notice 'How to Beat the Credit Crunch followed by: Sell Dead Animals'

I thought it was quite humourous, so I've captured the screen and copied it into a jpeg to be seen and hopefully share the…

Guess what the cat did?

noreply@blogspirit.com () — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 05:03:20 +0100

And, no, it wasn't Magick.

It was Sammy. Here I am Internetting and he trills for my attentions. I reach down and pet him. He suddenly jumps on up the keyboard and investigates my diet coke glass, which has a plastic straw in it.
Before I could shoo him away, he…

Penis gag or Tit gag?

noreply@blogspirit.com () — Tue, 17 Oct 2006 08:57:26 +0100

* R pulls out a penis gag with a locking head strap and grins at Paul
[03:51] <Cuffed_Arcadia> ahha I knew the penis gag was coming out!
[03:51] * Paul raises eyebrow
[03:51] <Paul> (hard limit)
[03:51] <Cuffed_Arcadia> (just think of it as a banana)
[03:51] <Cuffed_Arcadia> ( :-p)
[03:51] <Paul>…

To My Cat, Magick

noreply@blogspirit.com () — Sun, 15 Oct 2006 05:40:00 +0100

To my cat, Magick:

You were so sweet eariler, curled up in a tiny ball on the arm of the big soft chair, in which I was sitting in. Your sweet purring rolled into a deep snore. I looked at you adoringly, stroked the top of your head all the way…

All you are is 'dick in the wind'

noreply@blogspirit.com () — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 09:10:00 +0100

Late night Internetting and lots of iced tea with Splenda results:

[03:51] * curious has worn a kilt before, but made the mistake of wearing it commando style in the wind
[03:51] Arcadia: oh, I bet you got a good airing out then, curious
[03:51] curious: LOL
[03:51] Arcadia: was it…

Recent favs from bash.org

noreply@blogspirit.com () — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 04:16:25 +0100

After having a somewhat stressful day, and not finding enough morons to poke fun of over the Internet; I bashed.

Below is what made me laugh:

# 516497
<Linforcer> heh, I just told m girfriend I like my women like I like I like my programming
<MuStR> logical?
<Linforcer> C++
<mkde>…

So why are YOU on the Internet?

noreply@blogspirit.com () — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 14:06:20 +0100

[13:30] jonneywar: hi there
[13:30] athena_bathena: no, I have no cam
[13:31] jonneywar: hey i never asked
[13:33] athena_bathena: but weren't you going too?
[13:33] jonneywar: no
[13:33] athena_bathena: ok
[13:33] athena_bathena: then what were you going to say?
[13:33] jonneywar: hello!!
[13:33] athena_bathena: oh right - hello!
[13:33] jonneywar: hows…

Throwing Insults with Spod DJ Ghost

noreply@blogspirit.com () — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 15:50:00 +0100

I was so thrilled to learn that DJ Ghost would be doing a show on tornadoradio.com tonight! The tosser stood me up last week:/ (This is a saved draft entry, which I am just only publishing now...I forgot about it...damn you SL.)

Anyway, here are our best bits while he was…

Sue you! No, sue me.. myself and I!

noreply@blogspirit.com () — Fri, 17 Mar 2006 00:58:48 +0000

Have you ever done something really stupid and damaged your own property? Why not trying suing yourself and see how far that goes;) Or, just get the spouse to do it:-p

LODI, Calif. (AP) _ Curtis Gokey has only himself to blame for an accident but he sued anyway. Gokey was…

Birdfood

noreply@blogspirit.com () — Tue, 07 Feb 2006 17:25:00 +0000

Yes. This was funny enough to blog:) Thanks - Rowan!:-p

What the caption says: "Lets see the little shit sell insurance now!"

It's the lizard from the insurance company.

Yes, the talking lizard one.

The one that sells insurance.

Yes. That's the one.

Well done!