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Sunday, March 11, 2007

A Dialogue

A DIALOGUE by Andrew Marvell  (1621 - 1678) 

Between the Resolved Soul, and Created Pleasure 

Courage my Soul, now learn to wield
The weight of thine immortal Shield
Close on thy Head thy Helmet bright.
Ballance thy Sword against the Fight.
See where an Army, strong as fair,
With silken Banners spreads the air.
Now, if though bee'st that thing Divine,
In this day's Combat let it shine:
And shew that Nature wants an Art
To conquer one resolved Heart.

Pleasure:  Welcome the Creations Guest,
Lord of Earth, and Heaven Heir.
Lay aside that Warlike Crest,
And of Nature's banquet share:
Where the Souls of fruits and flow'rs
Stand prepar'd to heighten yours.

Soul: I sup above, and cannot stay
To bait so long upon the way.

Pleasure:  On these downy Pillows lye,
Whose soft Plumes will thither fly:
On these Roses strow'd so plain
Lest one Leaf they Side should strain.

Soul:  My Genetler Rest is on a Thought,
Conscious of doing what I ought.

Pleasure:  If thought bee'st with Perfums pleas'd,
Such as oft the Gods appeas'd,
Though in fragrant Clouds shalt show
Like another God below.

Soul: A Soul that knowes not to presume
Is Heaven's and its own perfume.

Pleasure:  Every thing does seem to vie
Which should first attract thine Eye:
But since non deserves that grace,
In this Crystal view thy face.

Soul: When the Creator's skill is priz'd,
The rest is all but Earth disguis'd.

Pleasure:  Heark how Musick then prepares
For thy Stay these charming Aires:
Which the posting Winds recall,
And suspsend the Rivers Fall.

Soul:  Had I but any time to lose,
On this I would it all dispose.
Cease Tempter.  None can chain a mind
Whom this sweet Chordage cannot bind.

Chorus

Earth cannot shew so brace a Sight
As when a single Soul does fence
The Batteries of alluring Sense,
And Heaven views it with delight.
   Then persevere: for still new Charges sound:
   And if though overcom'st thou shalt be crown'd.

Pleasure: All this fair, and soft, and sweet,
 Which scatteringly doth shine,
Shall within one Beauty meet,
  And she be only thine.

Soul:  If things of Sight such Heavens be,
What Heavens are those we cannot see?

Pleasure: Where so e're thy Foot shall go
 The minted Gold shall lie:
Till though purchase all below,
And want new Worlds to buy.

Soul: Wer't not a price who'ld value Gold?
And that's worth nought that can be sold.

Pleasure: Wilt thou all the Glory have
That War or Peace commend?
Half the world shall be thy SLAVE
The other half thy FRIEND.

Soul: What Friends, if to my self untrue?
What Slaves, unless I captive you?

Pleasure: Thou shalt know  each hidden Cause:
And see the future Time:
Try what depth the Centre draws:
And then to Heaven climb.

Soul: None thither mounts by the degree
Of Knowledge, but Humility.

Triumph, triumph, victorious Soul:
The World has not one Pleasure more:
The rest does lie beyond the Pole,
And is thine everlasting Store.

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Saturday, February 24, 2007

Dialogue: Again?

 

'Again?'
'Always.'
'I love the way you flash me that slow smile of yours.'
'I love showing you.'
'Ready?'
'Always.'
'I enjoy the way we exchange with each other.'
'I enjoy watching you.'
'Again?'
'Of course.'
'I enjoy watching you too.'
'I admire the way you move.'
'Begin.'
'Ready.'
'You excite me with how you move.'
'You inspire me with your grace.'
'Again?'
'Forever.'

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Dialogue: Worry. Something. Nothing or Nothing Something?

 

 

'Hey?'
'What?'
'Do you ever have little things that bother you?'
'Do you really want me to answer that?'
'Oh! Not me, silly!'
'Damn.'
'You know, little things that bother you, like worrying over nothing over something.'
'Maybe you actually mean, worrying something over nothing.'
'Well, no, that isn't what I mean, but I suppose the something worrying over can be nothing.'
'No. That does not make sense.'
'Why not?'
'If one is worrying over something is nothing, then what is the acutal thing that is being worried over, the something, the nothing or the fact that the worrying itself is nothing?'
'Well, do you think that worrying itself is nothing?'
'Worrying is not acutally *anything* it is merely an act, a release of pending concern.'
'So, it *is* something then.'
'Depends if it is being done over something and that something is not a nothing.'
'*drool*'
'Stop it.'
'So, you never did answer my question: Do you ever have little things that bother you?'
'We all do.'
'Well, I am asking you.'
'Hmmm, and I can not say *you*, right?'
'Right.'
'Damn.'

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Friday, November 10, 2006

Dialogue: Trust me

'...you should stay...'
'Why? I'm fine.'
'No, you are not fine.'
'Trust me, I'm fine.'
'No, Trust me, I have a bad feeling that you are not fine.'
'I am telling you that I am fine. Are you now telling me that you do not trust me enough to believe what I feel?'
'OK. Now, I really do know that you are not fine.'
'Trust me, I am fine!'
'Well... can you trust me to know, that I still have a bad feeling that you are not fine?'
'How about we just trust each other on this one?'
'mmm, well if you are sure.'
'Tru..wait.. yes, I'm sure.'
'Anyway, you should still stay.'
'Why?'
'I just think that you need to stay.'
'Why?'
'Because, it's nice here.'
'And where I need to be is nice too.'
'But...'
'But... what?'
'I still think that you just need to stay.'
'Would me staying solve anything?'
'How would we find out, if you do not stay *to* find out?'
'Listen, I don't need to stay.'
'Why not?'
'I just think that I don't need to stay here.'
'Why?'
'Because, the longer I stay here, then the longer I'll have to miss you when I go away.'
'But, if you *just* stay here, then you will not have to miss me at all.'
'Trust me, it's best I leave.'
'Trust you?'
'Oh, not this again...'
'.....'

 

 

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Friday, November 03, 2006

Dialogue: Darkend Submission

'Don't lock me up in silence.'
'I perfer you that way.'
'Don't take away the keys.'
'You will not be needing them.'
'How can you do this to me?'
'There is no how, as I already did.'
'But, it's dark...'
'The darkness will allow you to find yourself.'
'I don't want to be found.'
'I know where you are.'
'Then why lock me up in silence?'
'I pefer to watch your actions, than to hear your words.'
'If it is dark, then how can you watch me?'
'Your movements are hard to miss.'
'They are?'
'The way your feet shuffle, the sounds of your heavy breathing as it penatrates the air and the endearing way your chains clink against the bars.'
'You can see all that in the dark?'
'The radiance of your submission is very reflective. The darkness enhances that submission.'
'Light would enhance submission more, yes?'
'It would enhance it to those that are not able to see that submission in the dark.'
'You want me all to yourself.'
'Of course.'
'I'm lonely here.'
'You are not lonely, as I am right here with you.'
'But, you are on the other side of these cold steel bars. My hands behind my back. My flesh tingling with an urge that you are not near enough to fullfill.'
'But, I am right here with you.'
'You aren't close enough.'
'But, I am the closest I have ever been to you.'
'And this is the deepest submission that I have ever given you.'
'Are you sure about that?'
'.....'
'You do not remember?'
'....'
'Look at me.'
'Yes?'
'...Now, do you remember?'
'Yes...'
'Good girl.'

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Thursday, September 28, 2006

Dialogues: Email and Instant Messages

I got to thinking how the Internet does have it's bad points. While it can be great for communications, it can also be notorious for breaking down the same relationships that were formed over the Internet or keeping irl relationships intact through the Internet. So, the following dialogue is an example of that. Yes, I'm using fictional dialogue again in order to get a point across. And if it's relevant to you, then just read it and move on -- this isn't a flame board.

"How long have you known me?"
"Years."
"So, why can you not email me to see how I am doing?"
"Well, I see you online on Instant Messenger"
"OK. Why do you not you IM me?"
"Why don't you IM me?"
"Stalemate."
"Indeed."
"So, the way I see this situation, is that even though we've known each other for years, you can not be bothered to email or IM me, but you do not care enough to bring the matter in question up to me?"
"Why are you making a big deal out of this?"
"Because, it is a big deal to me."
"Everything is a big deal to you."
"Given that you think that about me, how come you can not think enough 'OF' me to be more considerate in regards to knowing that everything being a 'big deal' to me?"
"I just figure that you will eventually just 'deal' with it and move on."
"But, how can I just 'deal' with it and move on... I mean.. everything is such a BIG 'deal' to me that it's often too heavy a load for me to carry."
"Why do you always make things more complicated than they are? All this because I havn't emailed you or IM'd you?"
"You say that as if you are surprised...and to think that it was you that said, 'Everything is a big deal to me'. Did you not know this was coming?"
"I wasn't expecting to hear from you at all."
"Why is that?"
"Because you never email me or IM me to see how I am doing"
"Well, at least we agree on something."
"It would seem."
"So, answer me this... If we hardly speak, then how come we have known each other for years?"
"Habit."
"So, that is all I am to you? Habit?"
"Trying to quit you is like trying to quit smoking."
"How is that?"
"Normally, one always has a puff or two whilst trying to quit and then they slowly get back into the habit."
"You know, after having this conversation, maybe we both need to get a 'patch'."
"Mmm, you know, after having this conversation, I'm gonna have a ciggeratte."
"You should stop smoking. I have."
"!!!!!?"

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Monday, September 18, 2006

Dialogue: Your ass is in print

"...Alright, what's up with you?"
" I have encephaliga."
" How did you get that?"
" Sitting on my coccyx for six hours straight, humped over which caused my a strain on my both my iliac regions, that sent shooting pains up my spinal cord which made my thoracic region numb and from the continual stress of all that pressure, caused my cervic to tense up... thus the pain in the head."
" .... cervic... isn't that down below...?"
" Well, 'cervic' means neck of the body (or of the uterus). The term cervical can mean pertaining to the neck of the body or the neck (lower part) of the uterus."
"Oh...right. So, cephaliga is....?"
"Aliga means pain and encephal means in the head."
"So, you have a headache?"
"Well done."
"What is a coccyx?"
"Why do you want me to explain medical terms to you for free, when I have to pay to get them taught to me?"
"So, I can understand you."
"But, you never understood me before, why start now?"
"You seem more interesting now."
"I was not interesting before?"
"Not before now, no."
"I can make things a lot more interesting if you'd like?"
"That sounds somewhat entertaining. How would you go about doing that?"
"By charging you fifty cents per line of explaination."
"That just sounds like you are taking advantage of me."
"You are the one that wanted to 'understand me'. So, you'll have to pay for the privledge, because, I sure am."
"Can you give me any Cliff-Notes?"
"'Fraid not."
"Why not?"
"The campus bookstore sold out of Cliff-Notes for 'How to Study to become an Asshole.'"
"Isn't there a medical term for asshole?"
"There sure is, it's in Chapter 5 and there is a whole paragraph worth of explainations all about you."
"That makes me interesting then."
"No, it just makes you an immortal asshole, because your ass is in print."
"And you will learn to understand me."
"Now, that I wish I didn't have to pay for."
"..."

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Thursday, July 27, 2006

Dialogue: DYKYIS? Geekemotespeak

"HRU?"

"Gr8"

"U?"

"gt"

"cam?"

"RAE…"

"A/s/l?"

"FTLOG!"

"?"

"HWGA!"

"??"

"FGI!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"???"

"TZZ"

": / ……. ?"

"RME"

"….. LOL….?"

"RUS??????????"

"Yes…".

"RLY?"

"WFM"

"RAE x 2"

"WEG"

"Ya RLY"

"YGTBKM"

"NM "

"OIC"

"O RLY?"

"Yes"

"PLMK"

"n00dz?"

"Pffft:-p"

"TWIT."

 

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Anyone who can translate the above; I'll send you a SASE via Snailmail. 

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Dialogue: Round-a-bout

“I thought about you today.”

“Oh?”

“Yes.”

“In what way?”

“In a roundabout way.”

“What do you mean?”

“Well, you know what a roundabout is, yes?”

“Yes, it’s a traffic circle.”

“That’s right. Where people go around a circle to get to the other side.”

“So, how did you think about me in a roundabout way then?”

“I was driving over one and thought how I have to talk in circles in order to get to the other side of you.”

“Would you prefer a four-way intersection?”

“I would prefer a direct link.”

“That offers an express service?”

“That offers you bound and gagged in one of the carriages.”

“Am I on one of the carts they use in which to offer refreshments?”

“You would be chained to it.”

“Would it gleam a wonderful metal glint?”

“It would radiate your beauty.”

“You’d catch me from rolling down the aisle going up a steep hill, wouldn’t you?”

“Why, you do not know?”

“Know what?”

“I my dear, have already ‘caught’ you.”

“Oh, I say…”

“Indeed.”

 

 

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Thursday, July 20, 2006

Dialogue: WHORE

 

 

“Look at me!!!”

“…Erm.. What’s that?”

“What’s what?”

“That you are wearing.”

“Oh? This? Do you like it? I am making a fashion statement.”

“What are you trying to say?”

“Look at me!”

“I am looking at you.”

“OK, then you already know what I am saying.”

“No, you haven’t made your fashion loud enough. I can not hear what it is trying to say.”

“ *clicks* How’s that?”

“Yes, the electric neon sign with the flashing word of: WHORE really speaks volumes about you.”

“You think so? Because, I want everyone to know that fashion can be had by anyone!”

“I certainly agree with you on ‘being had.”

“Oh yes, several times over!”

“Maybe you should add that to your ‘fashion statement’ and put the number of times on the back of that shirt.”

“You mean like a hit counter?”

“Yes.”

“I tried that already, I could not get it to reset.”

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Saturday, July 15, 2006

Dialogues: The Darkside of Sliced Bread

“I am the greatest thing since sliced bread!”

“How do you figure that?”

“Well, sliced bread is great. People always associate it with goodness.”

“Is there a darkside to sliced bread?”

“Yes.”

“There is?”

“The Death Mold.”

“Why do I let myself continue to speak with you?”

“Because, you can’t resist me.”

“No, it’s not that.”

“Then what do you think the reason is?”

“It is because you resist me.”

“I do?”

“Yes.”

“How’s that?”

“By letting the ‘friendship’ of our ‘bread’ get stale.”

“So, The Death Mold hasn’t gotten hold of it yet?”

“Not yet.”

“Did you want to prevent that from happening?”

“Not sure.”

“Why aren’t you sure?”

“I know how pointless it would be either way.”

“What do you mean?”

“Even if I wanted to prevent our bread from being taken over by Death Mold, I am not sure how many pieces I would be able to save. ”

“How many pieces did you want to save?”

“A full loaf.”

“Even the end bits?”

“All or nothing.”

“White bread or wheat bread?”

“It does not matter.”

“Why not?”

“My toaster is broken anyway."

 

 

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Friday, July 07, 2006

Dialogues: Natural

“Have you… ever?”

“No reason to.”

“Of course there is ‘reason’.”

“There is?”

“Yes. It’s a natural thing! Everyone does it!”

“But, maybe that is not the right reason for me?”

“Everyone’s reason is the same along those kind of lines.”

“Why? Because, it is a ‘natural’ thing to do?”

“Well, yes, why shouldn’t that reason be a good enough reason?”

“I did not say it was not a good enough reason; I had only questioned if everyone’s reasons were only because it is a ‘natural’ thing to do.”

“Isn’t that the ‘natural’ thing to do, to say that it is the natural thing to do?”

“Doing the natural thing and only saying it is the natural thing are two different things.”

“But, they are one in the same, one can say that it is also the ‘natural’ thing to deny the natural urges we have, like what you are doing now.”

“I am not in denial.”

“You aren’t?”

“No.”

“So, have I persuaded you into ‘doing it’?”

“Doing what?”

“You know, what you said you had no reason to do. It is only natural after all…”

“I am still trying to figure out what is the right reason for me. I can not do things on the basis that it is only ‘natural’ for everyone else…”

“There is nothing in which to figure out. Nature will urge you, tempt you and there will be no stopping it. You are not immune.”

“But, if it is against my Will, then my Will shall not  allow it.”

“How well do you know your own Will?”

“Pretty well.”

“Wrong.”

“Why?”

“Just the simple fact that you are denying yourself something that is so ‘natural’ is against your Will. Your Will wants it, but your mind just can not accept it. Your ‘Will’ is the most natural thing.”

“But, is that not only ‘natural’ to say that one’s Will is the most natural thing?”

“No.”

“Why not?”

“Most mortals  do not even consider their Will. They only concern themselves with how society perceives them. So, they worry about the thought of other’s Wills towards them.”

“I can not believe you have extracted these thoughts based on the subject of me not having any reason to ‘do it’.”

“What can I say, sex is natural!”

“I was not meaning ‘sex’.”

“No?”

“No.”

“Oh.”

“Indeed.”

 

 

 

 

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Dialogue: Commit yourself.

"I've been thinking..."

"Oh no, please, not this again."

"But, I really have been thinking, just like you told me too."

"You actually did what I have suggested?"

"Yes, now hush up, so I can think to you."

"You scare me."

"I've been thinking that maybe not everyone thinks the same."

"?"

"What I mean is that I have thought that everyone thinks that everyone else knows that any of them actually thinks that much differently, but in that respect, they are thinking the same... everyone does it."

"You petrify me."

"So, you see, that is why everyone thinks, because everyone else thinks the same, but in different ways."

"If you do not leave my sight right this instant, I will be forced to call the philosophy society."

"Did you want to use my mobile?"

"Alright, can I use it to Happy Slap you too?"

"You'll send me the vidtxt yes?"

"You just offered me your mobile..."

"I did?"

"'Hello, I would like to commit someone to your mental instiution, please.'"

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Friday, June 23, 2006

Dialogue: Been Thinking

"Hey! I've been thinking."

"You have?"

"Yes, that I have!"

"Why?"

"Don't you wanna know what I have been thinking about first?"

"I already know that you have been thinking. I just want to know why have you been thinking."

"Why think? You mean... like why think at all?"

"Yes, why think at all."

"mmmm I feel perplexed now."

"I feel turned on!"

 

 

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Saturday, June 17, 2006

Dialogue: One Word.

"Come see me."

"When?"

"Now."

"Problem?"

"Ache."

"For?"

"You."

"Now?"

"Yes."

"Sure?"

"Yes."

"Why?"

"Need."

"Me?"

"Yes."

"No."

"No?"

"Temptation."

"Take."

"Never."

"Why?"

"Regret."

"Never."

"Possible."

"Lust."

"Always."

"Time."

"Now."

"Yes."

 

 

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Sunday, June 04, 2006

Yahoo? Yahoo! Ya' moron!

 

Some of you may already know this; others may not: The Dialogues section of this blog, are dialogues that I have made up; just as an expression of evalutating different personas, stepping outside of one's self, I suppose.

Well the following I did not make up, thus the title of this blog:

[19:04] gentlemens_relish: boo
[19:04] athena_bathena: hello
[19:04] gentlemens_relish: lol
[19:05] gentlemens_relish: hi there
[19:05] gentlemens_relish: danny here
[19:06] athena_bathena: hello, danny, do I know you?
[19:06] gentlemens_relish: not yet, lol
[19:07] athena_bathena: everyone says that
[19:07] gentlemens_relish: im sorry im so so common, lol
[19:07] athena_bathena: are you?
[19:10] gentlemens_relish: no unfortunately im a bit of a snob
[19:11] athena_bathena: you are?
[19:11] gentlemens_relish: just cant stand chavs
[19:11] athena_bathena: what?
[19:11] gentlemens_relish: chavs - common gutter trash
[19:13] gentlemens_relish: what about you
[19:14] athena_bathena: what about me?
[19:14] gentlemens_relish: whats yr background
[19:16] athena_bathena: background of what?
[19:16] gentlemens_relish: class, upbringing, education etc
[19:20] gentlemens_relish: ???
[19:33] athena_bathena: oh
[19:34] gentlemens_relish: sorry i have to go - keep in touch if u like what u see
[19:34] athena_bathena: what is there to see?
[19:34] gentlemens_relish: profile
[19:34] athena_bathena: what's there?
[19:34] gentlemens_relish: me
[19:34] athena_bathena: really?
[19:34] gentlemens_relish: bye xxx

..... And that was that. Notice the time stamps, it makes the whole thing even more humourous.

Actually, having thougt about it, it's kinda of scary.

We are doomed as a species.

Doomed....

!

 

 

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Friday, June 02, 2006

Dialogue: ...

YEAH!!!! I have my text editor back!!!!!

The little things that make me happy!

 

On the to the rest of today's post:

 

"I..."

"...Well, what is it?"

"I... have nothing else to say..."

"You don't?"

"No..."

"Then why are you using elipeses...?"

"I am?"

"..."

"Oh, I see. OK. Sorry."

"Now, what were you trying to tell me?"

"Well, I know that there have been many times before to where I just flustered you to no end..."

"! ! ! "

"Alright, alright, sorry, it's just habit!"

"Break that habit: Now"

"How?"

"Just stop doing it."

"But, then how would I be able to express myself to you?"

"Do you think you have been doing a good job of it thus far?"

"Well..."

"Get out, just get out and do not come back!"

"But..."

"GET OUT NOW!"

"I have...."

"."

"Are you mooning me now?"

" ( | ) "

"Ok, now do you have something to say, because you just made your I stand out."

"That is a | not a I there is a difference between a | and an I - the I is a letter."

"Yes, I know that, see I just used it and again... I've used it three times now."

"Now, if you can just stop with the ..."

"I did though..."

"I'm glaring at you now."

"oops"

" :/ "

 

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Thursday, May 25, 2006

Dialogue: Standing

 

 "Hey!"

"Oh, not you again."

"What?"

"Nevermind. What do you want?"

"Why do you think I want something?"

"Because you are standing right there."

"I can not stand here unless I want something?"

"No, you don't stand there unless you do want something."

"How else can I speak to you, if I am not standing before you?"

"On your knees."

"But, if I was on my knees, then wouldn't that mean that *you* wanted something?"

"No, because if you were on your knees, you would have already given me what I want."

"And that would be..."

"Do not tempt me."

"How can you be tempted by something you already have?"

"I do not have it yet..."

"Why not?"

"You are still standing."

 

 

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Dialogue: Where?

"Where were you?"

"Here?"

"No, I mean where  were you before?"

"Before I was here, or while I was here?"

"I used the word 'were' as in past tense, as in before the here and now."

"Oh, right. I thought you meant the 'were' as in before the here, because the 'now' is obvious?"

"Well?"

"I'm still here, just like before."

"You like doing this to me don't you?"

"Doing what to you?"

"THIS!"

"I am not doing anything. I am continuing to be how I was before now."

"Hold on. Which 'now'?"

"This now."

"No, you can only have one now. Was it this current now, or the now before, when I asked you where you were before?"

"You didn't mention 'before' you just asked, Where I was?"

"No, I acutally asked, 'Where were you.' "

"I've been here the whole time."

"I will be somewhere else, for quite a long time...now."

 

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Thursday, March 23, 2006

Dialogue: Net splitting

 

 "You can't be serious!"

"Yes, I'm quite serious."

"But... how... when... I mean... I just don't understand!

"Well, you wouldn't understand, would you?"

"No, I would understand if you explained it too me."

"Nothing to explain. I just told you."

"The only thing you told me was what  happened, you did not tell me what lead up to it.'

"Words were said and then nothing else happened."

"And that is what lead up to you two splitting?"

"Well, I suppose, how else can it be called a 'net split?"

"....."

":-p"

 

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Thursday, March 16, 2006

Dialogue: Exit

"So, tell me, is that it then?"

"Pretty much."

"No explaination or anything?"

"Nope."

"Why not? You don't think I deserve one?"

"You haven't done anything to deserve one."

"We've known each other for years."

"So? That doesn't mean anything."

"We are like a habit... hard to break."

"I'm letting go of all my 'old habits'."

"What brought this on?"

"Nothing brought it on. That's the thing."

"What do you mean?"

"Here we go, you expect me to explain myself, while you just sit there not having a clue."

"How else will I know?"

"If you had any inkling of an idea, then I'm sure you could figure it out."

"But, there isn't anything to figure out."

"Well done! You finally caught on!"

(Exit stage right).

 

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Sunday, February 05, 2006

Dialogue: Too Late

 

 

"Sorry, I'm late."

"It's too late now."

"But, I am here now. We can make it!"

"Make it to where?"

"Anywhere we want to go!"

"We aren't going the same way."

"We will end up in the same place."

"No. I'll end up there by myself. You'll still be too late."

"You *will* wait for me anyway, yes?"

"You'll just have to find out."

 

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Monday, January 09, 2006

Dialogue: Letter

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Dialogue: Recalcitrant Ache

"How are you?"
"Things have been better."
"Something wrong?"
"Considering that I said things have been better, yes."
"What is the matter?"
"I ache."
"Where?"
"Everywhere."
"Is there something I can do to help?"
"There is nothing you can do."
"I can try."
"I know, but I would prefer if you did not."
"Why?"
"Do not question me."
"But, I want to help."
"You can not."
"Only because you won't let me."
"Only because I know that you are unable too."
"Because you prevent me."
"You prevent yourself, by failing to realise."
"Are you saying that my help is not good enough?"
"If I were to accept your help, then I would be debted to you."
"You say that like it's a bad thing."
"It is."
"How?"
"I do not like repaying people."
"I would not expect repayment."
"Yes, you would."
"How?"
"If you were to help me, then I would have to relay back to you how your help was or was not being of use."
"Not really. I don't mind what you choose to do with my help."
"Yes, you do."
"I do?"
"Yes, otherwise you would not have offered to help in the first place. Just by you offering shows that you are indeed interested to know the outcome of said help."
"If you reckon that much, then surely you also know that my intentions are good."
"As well as your intentions might be good, I still must decline."
"If you were to allow my help, then you would be helping me as well."
"Think about what you just said."
":/"
"Good girl."
"Why can't you give me a try?"
"You would consume me, if I were to touch you."
"You don't have to touch me."
“Yes, that is right, I do not have to touch you.”
“I can feel you from a over a thousand miles.”
“And I can feel you affecting me.”
“Then accept my All.”
“That is what I crave.”
"Then devour me!"
"I would not want to stop."
"I wouldn't want you to stop."
"I know. That is what I fear."
"There is nothing to fear in me."
"Aye, but there is."
"Oh?"
"I fear that what I see in you is what I see in myself forever."
"So, you do know what I hold for you."
"I always have, for I've known it also in myself, for just as long."
"Why do you not allow yourself to give into it?"
"It would only make me want you more."
"Is that possible?"
"I would like to find out."
"Then let's find out!"
"But, I also enjoy resisting you."
"Your resistance creates an ache deep inside me."
"I know and I enjoy it."
"I like it when you enjoy me. I revel in aching for you."
"I want to make you ache more."
"And I want to take all of your ache."
"I can not allow that."
"Is it because you care?"
"Again, do not question me."
"I'm sorry:/"
"So you should be."
"It's just that...."
"Go on..."
"...I am sure that if we surrendered ourselves to each other, then we would embark on Divinity."
"How sure of that are you?"
"Very."

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Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Dialogue: Pissy Cereal

 

 " I see you have been at it again. I thought you would have stopped your utterly stupid gestures of moronic delusions. Do you really think that you actually contribute anything to society? I mean, the best combo that you could ever come up with is plunging into a bathtub of water and dropping a plugged in toaster afterwards.  But, I'm sure you would manage to bung that up as well. "

" Who pissed in your Captain Crunch this morning?"

"I should have pissed in my cereal, seeing as there was no milk!"

"That is not my fault."

"And why is that?"

"I gave you the money to buy milk, but you did not buy it."

"Oh, yeah, I bought a toaster instead."

"Oh god."

 

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Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Dialogue: Hey!

 

"Hey!"

"Hey?"

"What you doing?"

"Nothing."

"Nothing?"

"Yes, that's right."

"Why are you doing nothing?"

"Because, I am talking to you."

"Are you implying that I am nothing?"

"No. You have already implied that."

"How?"

"By saying what you just said."

"By asking, 'How'?"

"No."

"Well, then I ask again, How?"

"..... I have no words."

"You lie!"

"How?"

"You just had words!"

"Yes, words of nothingness."

"Argh! :/"

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Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Dialogue: Thinking

"I've been thinking"
"ut-oh. What about?"
"You."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Because, I can"
"What if I wanted you to stop thinking about me?"
"boy, you wouldn't dare."
"I wouldn't?"
"No."
"Oh."
"Why is that?"
"You are of the male species. You always want a woman to think about you, don't you?"
"Yes."
"And why do you suppose that is?"
"It makes my cock hard."
"See, I am useful."
"But, if you hadn't told me that you thought about me, then I wouldn't know enough to have a hard cock"
"That isn't the only thing that makes your cock hard is it?"
"No."
"That's good then, otherwise you would need to learn telepathy"

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Sunday, October 09, 2005

Dialogue: spellin coppas

"i love to upset spelling police."

"Then they should charge you with manslaughter, or in your case wordslaughter."

"actually, i am dyslexic an i know how to use it for fun."

"So, you are saying that your sense of fun is making people suffer your lack of a sense of humour?"

"ahh the spellin coppas are a giggle...there so busy killin emselves over how I spell they dotn see me makin fun ov em"

"So you make an even bigger idiot out of yourself, just to get your own jollies?"

"im quite inteliable compared so some ppl here."

"You're what? Is that supposed to be 'intelligent'?"

"yer"

"Are you sure about that?"

"yer"

"I luv ti when ppl egt bent over ym spelling it jsut makes me strive to  make it worse."

"They aren't bent over for that reason, they are bending over to vomit."

"i keep foegttin wot letters ive used so I jsut add a few tohers 'in case'.

"Are you for real?"

"yer"

"Do you not have local echo on?"

"yer"

   I'm gonna stay on my side of the internet, give my Anti-Moron software a bit of a rest, almost blew my speakers with all that beeping:/

.

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Saturday, October 08, 2005

Dialogue: Time Machine

"You know, I wish I had a  time machine."

"Why's that?'

"So, I could go back in time."

"Why would you want to do that?"

"It would be useful, just think about it!

"Do you want me to think in this time or the past time?"

"Just think about it in the now, present day"

"OK. What time of day?"

"This day. Today. Right now"

"What time is it?"

"Knowing the time, isn't important"

"It's not?"

"No"

"OK"

"What have you been doing for the last three minutes?"

"Talking to you"

"Yes, and what have you been talking with me about?"

"You wishing you had a time machine"

"Yes, that's right"

"OK, so did you still want me to think about it?"

"I thought you done that already"

"How could I? I was talking to you!"

"Yes, that's right. Can you not do two things at once?"

"Not when you ask me to think in different time periods"

"I didn't ask you to think in different time periods. I merely said, 'think about it!'

"Yes, but what did you excatly want me to think about?"

"How useful it would be to have a time machine!"

"I did that already"

"And what is your verdict?"

"That I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time and erase this entire conversation"

"What? All of it?"

"Yes, that's right"

"But, if you erased the entire conversation, then you would not  have been able to come to the conclusion that you wished you did have a time machine in order to go back and erase this entire conversation."

"Can I stop thinking now?"

"Did you want too?"

"Yes, I think so"

"I thought you might."

 

Later on...

"Hey!"

"What's up?"

"Do you think our conversations are boring?"

"You still don't want to go back in time and erase them do you?"

"No. You were the one wanting a time machine, not me"

"Yes, that's right"

"I'm just asking you what you think"

"What did you want me to think about excatly?"

"If our conversations are boring."

"Do *you* think our conversations are boring?"

"Not boring, but something is missing from them."

"Oh. I see. Well, do you think there is anything that would improve our conversations?"

"Are you asking me what I think, or are you asking me to think?"

"I'm asking you what you think, and to know what you think you have to think about."

"So you want me to think about thinking about if our conversations are boring?"

"Yes, that's right."

"OK."

"And... what do you think?"

"I think my head hurts."

"Well, it shows you have some feeling up there then, so that's a good sign."

"A good sign of what?"

"That you can think."

"It is?"

"Yes."

"So you can actually see me thinking?"

"No. I can actually see how stupid you are."

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