The Daily Kanga

Eurovision: What is the point?

I fail to see why our UK entry, was voted least compared to the Spanish entry... which was just pure rubbish.

The UK funds a big majority of the Eurovision Song Contest and we are always granted a place in the finals.

However, in the recent years, well, ever since the war in Iraq, the voting has not been about the best song, but just pure polictial voting and block voting. 

Thank you, Ireland for giving us 8pts. Thank you San Marino(sp) for giving us 6. Malta, you didn't give us anything, you disappointed us. We'll remember for next year... if we choose to particpate.

If Terry Wogan walks, then so will many others within the UK public.

No more Eurovision, there is no point. It certainly wasn't worth pushing Dr. Who back a week.

Though, well done Latvia! The Pirate song was very entertaining. I shall download it now.

Our entry was the best in years, though, our entry was the only black singer. Mmmm.

Well, that's alright, rest of Europe, the United States will always be friends to the UK, and vice versa. So, poo on you, Europe. Our weapons are better anyway, so we don't need your stinking contest.

"There is something about you that is familiar..."
"Is that because I am Human... just like you?"
"Perhaps... but it is something more."
"More or less of bullshit?"
"OK, OK, I give, you got me... it's all bullshit."
"Ahh, yes now *that* sounds familiar, indeed."

I am sick of hearing about Amy bloody Whineyhouse, but this takes the cake, or in her case, the crack:

This is fucked up and wrong. 

This was taken from a report of my local hometown news.

I will never eat at either of them two places.

The second one doesn't have a buffet anyway.