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Friday, April 13, 2007
All you have to do is lay there.
"So, you tell me what do you think?"
"Well, I have to say that it's a rather sticky situation."
"Sticky?!"
"Well, yes. I mean, don't you think that stepping in gum is sticky?"
"Gum? What are you talk..."
"See... you have gum on your shoe."
"Oh that is just GREAT! Not, only do I have cum in my hair, but gum on my shoe!"
"Whoah... how did you get cum in your hair?"
"Are you serious? Where were you 20 mins ago?"
"On top of you."
"And... what else... happened?"
"I have to say that I am rather shocked! You do not remember?"
"I remember, but aprntly you don't! I'm still waiting for you to tell me why you asked me how I go to have cum in my hair."
"Wait... you mean that was me?!"
"Yes."
"Oh, and I thought you were just overzealous with the hair product."
"Hair product? We just had sex in an alley. Where am I going to get hair product from?"
"Good point. But you still have gum on your shoe."
"And you still have a pube sticking out of your mouth."
....
"I finally got the cum out of my hair!"
"I brushed my teeth. Am I free of pubes now?"
"mm well, I don't see any sticking out of your mouth; however, if you totally want to be free of pubes..."
"!"
"Oh, come on, it will be fun! All you have to do is lay there."
"Right. So, just do what you do then?"
"..."
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